He flaps a bit, but I wouldn't call him "flappy," per se. He's not even much of a bird, to be honest. He can barely fly, and he definitely can't stay upright. He's always running into pipes, and I'm sure he has some brain damage. I mean, look at those eyes. Also, why are there so many pipes? And why are they hanging out of the sky?!?! Is there some kind of nefarious pipe plot??
It's Crappy Bird! A shameless rip-o—I mean *parody* of a game you've probably never heard of. Definitely never heard of it. Play my game!
